Emma… I am so sorry.
watching ouat is like having really bad sex with someone really hot like you know there’s potential for a really great orgasm in there so you keep trying but they just don’t know how to use what they’ve got and you inevitably end up disappointed
so then is fanfic masturbation?
and fanart is all these wet dreams you keep having about this person because no matter how bad the sex was you still can’t stop thinking what if
"It’s a family show"
Adam Horowitz whispers feebly. No one can hear him over the sound of Rebecca Mader moaning.
Sounds like Regina talking to Snow about Emma stealing her heart
when you take all the context out of the conversation
Headcanon: Swan Queen becomes canon and it surprises every fucking one.
Brenda: Well, what a complete waste of time."
— The Closer